"Jacob Matthews is the best banker ever!"
"The appetizer platter comes with a side of real fire. A must-order for eating here."
"$25 in gift card purchases/refills=a free drink for you."
"They are open until 5 on Sundays in December only. The rest of the year they're open Monday thru Saturday."
"There is free wifi, but be prepared to watch the same stupid ad repeatedly."
"The guy behind the counter is generous with the samples. Buy 6 for the price of 5."