"Get your drinks from Janet at the lobby bar. They. Are. Strong."
"Recently remodeled! More seating! More outlets! And they added back the casual fireplace seating area! Good work Starbucks, very good indeed! (Is it obvious how much I like it?)"
"Live music. Jukebox. Funny signs. Good service."
"What the... ? This McDonald's must be the only one in Chicago that doesn't give free refills."
"make sure you call first otherwise Alfred won't let you in the building."