"Please learn to shut it!"
"Free beer on the 25th floor."
"Check out wow Bao facebook page on Wednesday to find their word of the day for a free Bao."
"Opt for the $5 beard shave...if you have a beard."
"Decent flats. Nothing too special, but do offer free internet."
"Skip the cafeteria food. It's below average, stale, and pretty unhealthy."