"FYI! The Spicy Crispy Duck is actually a duck sausage dish. And it's tasty but a bit greasy."
"I'd recommend staying away from the seafood salad. Just not very tasty."
"Like a mini Cirque du Soleil...no fish! And it's cold in here! May not want to go right after being soaked."
"Get a locker. Absolutely must sit in the soak zone!"
"No liquor license here so you may want to bring a six pack or a bottle of wine."
"Very friendly service, nice selection of wines by the glass and the buccatini alla amatriciana rocks!"