"I would agree if it didn't say in big letters 'Cash or Debit Price.' But hey, rewards points rule."
"Awesome. Old school straight razor shaves."
"Free coffee and fountain sodas while they remodel!"
"Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids!"
"September through May we have Spaghetti dinners and Pancake breakfasts on alternating months."
"Good place to watch the Damascus fireworks."