"Wait around a little while, you might run into Ray Tarte the bum."
"Stop driving and texting at the same time!!!"
"Better Swedish pancakes than Stockholm Inn and you don't have to worry about all the Tea Party loonies!"
"This Burger King has the slowest service in the world. Everyone who works here has their heads up their butts."
"All the soup here rocks, the tuna salad sandwich is also the bomb."