"Don't bother trying to run a slinky down either stairwell. Both of them the steps are too far apart :-("
"Eat outside and enjoy some historic printing buildings"
"Amazing Mexican food available, rumor is that it's open til 2am on weekends. Mucho Sabor!"
"Bring your laptop, and grab free Wi-Fi from Harold Washington Library while drinking boat drinks on rooftop!"
"Look to your left, then look to your right. If the people on either side aren't complete weirdos then you are the complete weirdo!"