"Chocolate waterfall feels like Willy Wonkas place"
"They got the worse customer service ever!!!"
"Get 10% off when you buy a phone at Digitell Premium Verizon Wireless Retailer, upstairs next to Dillards"
"Get the lbs of beef and sonoran dogs, best in the west"
"Ask for discounts for new activations!"
"Da Bears #1 football team biotch"