"Stop by for some pound cake."
"Baggage patted down by TSA."
"Be weary of the kitten that roams freely without a leash. Her owner doesn't know she's there."
"They got rid of the stripper pole. :("
"It's a jail gym. But it's my jail gym."
"Cheapest and most fulfilling meal in all of New York! $2.50 for your choice of meat over rice and veggies. Think Yoshinoya but better. Hearty and delicious and excellent for you budget eaters!"