"This place is fantastic - moist, juicy jerk chicken, awesome fishcakes and Red Stripe on tap. Cool tunes too."
"This place is heavily in need of a refurb, especially for the rates they charge. It's reputation far outweighs the reality, sadly."
"The best coffee I've had in the area and out-of-this-world cakes!"
"Currently the worst station on the network. Facilities stretch to... toilets. That's it."
"Home of the least reliable on-platform cafe in the country. Two days on, three weeks off."
"Talented designer or programmer? Drop by for a coffee and to say hi!"