"The pool far right on the beach is nice and quiet if you want to get away from the more popular pools."
"A stunning hotel with the best food. If the pools were heated this would be the best hotel in the world. I saw a polar bear jump out twenty minutes ago."
"If you need cash go to the bar and get cash back free instead of paying £1.25 at the ATMs."
"The only Spar shop I have ever been to that doesn't sell alcohol."
"Don't miss the boating lake as you can hire a radio controlled boat for your kids for two quid!"
"Don't miss the Cafe half way down that does great ice creams and coffee."