"Fancy a quick game of train-sardines? Catch any express train to London Paddington..."
"Watch out for the amateur acapella singing group doing an impromptu set that no one wants to hear."
"Check out the hot chick in #36. She's a babe!"
"Demonstrate your agility by touching your toes..."
"Don't use the company milk on your breakfast cereal or you'll get in trouble!"
"Head down to Astral in Puerto Banus and have a Lemon Cooler. Lush!"