"Best place in east county. If you're looking for sweet breakfast go for the cinnamon pancakes. Best omellete is the San Diego and the best lunch sandwich is the club croissant."
"Dont ask for the happy ending...its not what you think."
"Gordida Crunch and Crunchwrap Supreme. Hose it all down with fire sauce. Oh, and be drunk."
"Grab one of the coupons from the Campus Specials for a two for one deal"
"Try blacking out! It seems to be very popular here."
"If you have a serious appetite go for the California Burrito. You wont be dissapointed."