"Do not ask for help. It will not be helpful."
"Try the Trickster IPA. Amazing beer served by a ridiculously attractive, happily married bar tender."
"Chicken Tikka Masala...so good."
"You cannot buy a book of stamps here without waiting in line."
"Really good beer, but the entire place smelled of shellfish in an awful way."
"Very friendly and helpful staff. They provide a work area and tools for putting your artwork into purchased frames."