"Don't bring your coffee inside. No cups allowed. Lame."
"No seat on the toilet. That's convenient..."
"Ask for the prices. Nothing is posted and they ring you up in their head, not a POS. Therefore, prices may vary."
"Great vibe. Delicious chimichanga. Friendly staff. And when you're done eating, you can go play for cornhole."
"I've only come here during weekdays or offseason weekends, but this place is God's gift. $2 mimosas and bloody mary's? For days. Granola pancakes? Gimme."
"I totally appreciate a place that offers vegetarian chili, but avoid the nachos. Trainwreck piled over tortilla chips. Beer selection is above par."