"Ask for the black leather whip and chain specials he has on saturdays. They hurt sooooooo good"
"Their cheeseburger and curly fries are delicious, be sure to thank the waitresses and tip them good, they've been there for 30 years"
"Do not go here I got 2 incredibly weak drinks for 10 bucks, this place is horrible save your money and go elsewhere"
"I can't wait to see the corpse flower bloom"