"Taking my time on purpose. Was charged dinner prices even though I came in at 3:30. Server has been lingering at next booth thats empty, eyeing our charge slip. I'll sit and drink water slowly."
"Be prepared to wait. Sitting at a dead stop, and it's still 2 miles until construction."
"After driving all night, the staff got us checked in early, with the crib even! A+"
"Sunday afternoon beer tastings once a month!"
"Bottomless mimosas saturdays and sundays until 2:30pm"