"You might as well order take out before getting here. Then pick up and take a seat to eat. Food delivery takes FOREVER. Can't believe good isn't cold when finally arrives."
"A lot of people shoot off their left over paintballs at the end but if you come back you can use the paint you have left. Also paintballs will last months so save the money."
"You won't get in until 1 hour AFTER your appointment time. Come in, fill out paper work, go get pizza and come back."
"Ok the $1 taco Tuesday is AWESOME! The quality is more like $6 tacos."
"OMG Pepsi Max here YES!"