"I've never not gotten the ribs with Mac & Cheese it's awesome. Tues & Thurs are .69 cent bud light drafts can't beat it!"
"Get the bacon it's awesome!"
"Vallerta texacano is the only thing you should even consider ordering DELICIOUS!"
"Don't bother getting a tube all the bars are right at the beginning and you can swim to them"
"Fuck it, have a bucket!"