"Smells like Coors Lite and burgers! Request the Pearl Jam mix tape from the bartender."
"Massive beer selection, high quality bourbons! Leather-bound volumes."
"Great beer selection, SLOW to non-existent service."
"This place could use a renovation. Feels like 1997 here. The wifi doesn't work well either."
"They have Cherry Pepsi on tap posing behind a Dr Pepper button. Be careful..."
"Slooooowwwww service. Fries and chicken nuggets. Comeon!"