"Too small. Not enough power points. Terrible WiFi. French sparkling? Seriously?"
"Very disorganised. Cold food."
"More staff than customers and they still can't handle 2 coffees. Avoid."
"Great location, great pizza, great beer. Don't know why it's so quiet on a sunny Friday evening."
"Try the promite special - toast with promite, poached eggs, avocado and tomato."