"Watch out for that horrible pothole next to the drive through ATM. Big enough to get lost in and it is right where you need to be to reach the ATM."
"The fried pickles are phenomenal and whatever you order, ask for the Guinness mustard"
"The stuff in the fridge is good, but the service is lacking. If you expect to eat while you're here, you'd better feed yourself!"
"The stuff in the fridge is good, but the service is lacking. So if you expect to eat today- you better feed yourself."