"Always use Curbside Check-in outside. And thank me later."
"Cake Guys has relocated to 630 Big Stone Gap, FYI."
"Bruh, you are out in the BOONIES!"
"When you go, ask for one of the baddest barbers in the Metroplex, Jay Hunter. Tell him CHRIS JONES sent ya!"
"The pizza is pretty damn good here; I absolutely love their classic pan crust! They have a promo going on right now --buy 1/get 1 free-- but you must present the coupon to redeem..."
"This gas station (yes, GAS STATION) has some of the best fried catfish on the planet! Seriously!"