"Don't be fooled by the decor, you have not actually travelled through time."
"Just try and beat me at Wednesday night trivia. I dare you."
"Don't be fooled, many of the posters on the wall are for events that have already happened."
"You should undo another button on your shirt. You're not at work. Simon ant tell you what to do."
"Check in here on foursquare and you can earn foursquare points. Well worth the visit."