"The alpaca brochettes in the first class lounge are delightful!"
"Great haircut, hot towel and shoulder massage... the best $20!"
"Divine kebabs made by a partially blind Hindu sadhu from Kashmir. Try the pony cheek, its marinated for 24 hours."
"Reliable accommodation in Jaipur. Great value and funky place. Mr. Singh is a cool dude."
"Safe and trusted accommodation in Jaipur"
"Ask for Mr. Singh...he's a cool dude."