"Stay away! Very liberal parish that doesn't understand the mass. Father was commentating on the gospel- while he was reading the gospel! This parish needs maintenance- the diocese will hear about it!"
"Grab a hot dog for 50 cents! Can't beat that deal."
"Try a prepared foods lunch or dinner today! We sell hot meals as well as cold dishes, sandwiches, salads, and much more!"
"Don't order the meatball special... just trust me."