"A bunch of parrot heads live here. Best not touch the shiner in the fridge, Big Guy's not afraid of going back to jail."
"Best tip, don't come here. The bar stanks of puke and popcorn. Plus the service just flat sucks"
"Daily specials on ZJ's. Don't know what a ZJ is!?!? If you have to ask, you can't afford it"
"BlackBerry blueberry and mint"