"$0.25 Fee for using Interac, regardless of total purchase. Yay for passing the cost of doing business on to your clients."
"Featured Milkshake for March: Oreo! $4.49"
"Don't forget to get your "Big Fat Club Card" punched! Get a free burger on your 7th purchase."
"Not on the menu, but available: Gravy Cheese Fries ($4.77)"
"Wild Boar Burger: $6.50"