Chris Pritchard

"Plan ahead if you want a piss"

"Leigh the manager leaves his laptop logged into facebook and on the end of the bar all the time. He loves people to change his status, we call it the "honeypot"!"

"I just tried that Mr Bob thing and it was great! He loved it and gave us free drinks! Apparently he likes being called Jurgen and being spoken to in German, top bloke"