"Try the sandwiches at Café Petrik"
"If you order the chicken nachos ask to layer them for more chicken and cheese in between!"
"This place is an awesome backup Chinese place in case the one you originally wanted to go to is closed!"
"Pizza Puffs. Eat one. Have a religious experience."
"If you've been on the fence about your faith in God, order the Cap'n Crunch French Toast and taste the enlightenment."
"Jordan Blaskey is the best mayor Norman's has ever had. Ask for him by name, they'll know who you're talking about. He'll hook you up with the best fishing gear and ice cream sandwiches."