"Whatever you do, don't order the food."
"I could accept an old-school cinema with bad sound & bad projection if it was cheap. But 9 quid!? And the projector broke so we had to leave before the film had started."
"Pushed the prices up to 4 quid a pint. Probably losing money and on their way out I'll wager. Check back in 6 months. FOUR QUID! - The Mayor."
"This place is always empty. That's why it's good. In every other respect it's dogshit."
"The draught lager is always terrible. And I should know, I'm the mayor."
"If you leave the toilet door wide open you can see the TV in the mirror. Bonus!"