"Saturday night staff is awesome!"
"Best Starbucks in the Finger Lakes!!!!"
"Great drive thru service!!!"
"This is modern day Friar Tuck and I will one day rule this Forrest again if it is the last thing I do! In the year of our Lord, two thousand and thirteen."
"Easily the best pizza in town!!! This comes from the Mayor! Well, at least I'm the Mayor today."
"I will reign city hall once and for all!"