"Try the bacon-flavored shake, limited time only. It's good!"
"$7 corkage fee if you BYOB"
"Ladies, esp late night, might want to take some napkins with you if you use the restroom. May not be any TP or paper towels."
"Free rotations if you purchase your tires here."
"Get a filled churro at the Churro Factory!"
"They are no longer open 24 hours a day :("