"Do not run on trails. Trail running is not allowed and really is inconvenient for hikers. Obey trail rules!"
"Upgraded to bigger tv. Much more exciting."
"Somehow this changed from a speakeasy to residential location.."
"Waited 20 mins in the drive thru line. DO NOT come here. Employees were even rude after waiting for so long. Boo."
"Beware of snoring bears."
"Do not go between 12-1:30pm. It's a zoo!"