"If the door is locked, feel free to break it down."
"If you find a flipped over TV... put a blanket on it and walk away."
"Bring a handle of Makers and a lint roller."
"The Everything Muffin is "everything" you've ever wanted. Also, the Mexico City Chilliquillas is the best thing on the menu."
"Seriously creative cards!"
"They have the best bathrooms!"