"Fly United. After they cancel your flight and lose your bags maybe they will frame you for murder so you can spend the rest of your life in a federal penitentiary."
"Hard to find but worth the search. Great cocktails"
"Have a barq's root beer. Douche."
"Tons of crasturbation music."
"Try a pastry before your meal. Some of the best around."
"The blonde bartender is beautiful."