"Try not to get stampeded by crazed shoppers!"
"Where French roast blends go when they die and go to Heaven."
"This downtown Target location should really consider carrying gluten free food items. There is a noticeable lack."
"Please please PLEASE try not to bathe in perfume before coming to the gym. Breathing is an important part of working out, and a lungful of Fantasy by Britney Spears is sick-making. Save it for later."
"Cheap, good salads! Friendly service! Yup!"