"The taco truck is Monday through Saturday and is the best Mexican you'll find. Fresh made and delicious."
"Bathroom is a bit small, but great rooms, awesome staff and just a nice restful place. Can't recommend enough."
"Hmmm. A sub or Wendy's with 10x the polysaturated fats...Subway it is!"
"My zombie apocalypse bag is ready. Is yours?"
"Okay, seriously, I was expecting much worse. Over all, well worth the cost of the room."
"If your stuck in a prostar, these guys do goof work."