"Always cold Guinness and sports on the tube"
"The PREMIER spot on the Pantle Compound! Always cold beer, off-road vehicles ready to get buck wild on, and air hockey! Known for late hours, and many of good times!"
"There's no cheese on the salads?! What the?!"
"Best pizza hut in the state. BAR NONE"
"MANY imported beers! Exotic pizzas, occasional live music, wifi, and jalapeño poppers the size of your fist! This place puts Random Lake on the map!"