Christopher Jones

"The hot wings taste like burning vinegar, disgusting. Go to SmokeEaters if you want wings. The double bacon cheeseburger? Heaven."

"As long as you don't piss off the conductors, alcohol consumption on the train isn't, strictly speaking, illegal."

"At the bottom of the ramp leading to the subway under the tracks is the board of trains, arrival/departure times, and track numbers. Grab yourself a timetable and there won't be any more confusion."

"Tuesday nights are normally jam nights open to anyone that wants to play with the house band. And no cover either."

"Make friends with security. It's free bar insurance for the best bar in town."