"It seems upscale enough for my $100K car."
"free wifi in the food court."
"The ribeye is soo much better than the burger. Get it with cheese and keep the fat!"
"The ribeye steak sandwich is soooo much better than the burger. Get it with cheese and tell them not to cut off the fat."
"When there are big races like the Kentucky Derby, you can just come outside and bet the race here, and not have to pay the $1 cover."
"If you have a simple haircut, like a fade, which just uses clippers, this is the place to go. Cuts are only $5. I usually tip another $5 to my usual guy, and he treats me very well."