"Use the road behind Best Buy and Costco to avoid traffic that can be best described as a cluster f@&$ on weekends."
"It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again. Warning: lots of mouth breathers here."
"Treasure is not the amount of money you have but rather the people that you love."
"Chocolate diary free Almond milk frozen yogurt."
"Great breakfast and morning drinks: Bloody Mary and Mimosa. Service left a lot to be desired but meh ... The view was nice."