"Mayor vassos says: free beers for everyone with swag"
"This is where Rachel cheeatow and Rachel Rogers roasted me. Good times."
"As mayor of this establishment I declare bankruptcy"
"HAHAHAHA. Maddie and rachel you kill me. But I think this calls for a pigroast"
"I top the glasses. Wuddup zo. Goose in my right, pig roast in my left"
"Too good for varsity soccer"