"Always friendly and quick to serve your brew. Just don't order a frappuccino, that will earn you a glaring look of dismay and slow service."
"Best car bombs in the city. Monday live music is really good."
"The club sandwich is awesome. The Reuben, not so much."
"Don't blink or you will miss it!"
"Thin crust is awesome but the deep dish is better. Don't forget to use the check-in discount."
"K9 cups for the pups do they don't feel left out. Yah!"