"Use your Starbucks gift card to get free wifi. It says the limit is 2 hours, but it lies. You just scored yourself unlimited free wifi for life, hombre."
"Oil change only $29.99. Lots of places to check into nearby while you wait."
"Use the Internet without buying anything!"
"Go to PJ Ryan's and try something from their new menu. Get it with fries. Eat them and be happy--they are delicious."