"Very good beer and always releasing new ones."
"Un-fun fact: the meatloaf is chock full of fungus. Perhaps that's something they should mention on the menu."
"For the love of god, get the wedges instead of the curly fries. And a side of sauce dings you for .59"
"Hawaiian burger all the way"
"Ask for the happy ending"
"Best chips and salsa in town and dos equis amber on tap"