"Fair warning: This is where they usually change drivers, so I'm sorry if your running late!"
"Can't help but love the residents here! They're pretty fun and cooky, so get ready to laugh and have a great time!"
"Their #3 Thai Toast is THE BEST in Arizona! Order this appetizer, you won't regret it!"
"Next best thing to a private theatre at the dorms! Make friends with guys & you might just get invited ;)"
"Lesbihonest. Why haven't you been here yet? :)"