"Try the Hot and Sour Soup. Best in the world!"
"Get their mobile app! Not only does it tell you what aisle your item is on, but also how far down the aisle with a map specific to your store!"
""It'll be a five minute wait." ...it's never five minutes :-("
"Maybe it's the acoustics here, but everything in this location seems amplified by 2-3x."
"Best oil change in town!"