"Trashiest place around, travel one more mile ip the road to target."
"Beware of the tickle monster!!"
"Ask for donna, she does a great reiki facial and pedicure. The owner is super sweet and prices are reasonable definitly a must for pampering!"
"Everyone here is friendly, you should come for an eye exam!"
"Don't plan on walking right in and out ..."
"if you are nice to the mayor you may get a free meal ;)"