"Clean, but service isn't very friendly"
"Harry is ultra friendly and loved sitting on people, but he sheds REALLY badly! Keep a lint roller on hand!"
"Everyone that works here has an attitude. And stuck up. Don't waste your time being friendly."
"Really unique pieces, and affordable!"
"Make yourself comfortable and tell Sam, Harry, or Lily how much you love them"
"Lily likes to sleep on the stairs, make sure you don't trip on her at night"